{"id":4027,"date":"2025-09-07T13:29:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-07T18:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/?page_id=4027"},"modified":"2025-09-07T13:39:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-07T18:39:00","slug":"bio-hilbert","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/bio-hilbert\/","title":{"rendered":"Bio &#8211; Hilbert"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Meet Andrew Hilbert at ArmadilloCon!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<p><strong>Andrew Hilbert <a href=\"https:\/\/panels.armadillocon.org\/ko\/#part\/53\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">will be appearing at ArmadilloCon 2025<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-ArmCon-1-Profile-Hilbert-Rev-1024x1024.avif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-ArmCon-1-Profile-Hilbert-Rev-1024x1024.avif 1024w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-ArmCon-1-Profile-Hilbert-Rev-300x300.avif 300w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-ArmCon-1-Profile-Hilbert-Rev-150x150.avif 150w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-ArmCon-1-Profile-Hilbert-Rev-768x768.avif 768w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-ArmCon-1-Profile-Hilbert-Rev.avif 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Andrew Hilbert is the author of Dreamcast 2, xcrmntmntn, Invasion of the Weirdos, Bangface, and Death Thing. 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Storytime!&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/5gkilledgod.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">5gkilledgod.com<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/hilbert-pubs-819x1024.avif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4029\" srcset=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/hilbert-pubs-819x1024.avif 819w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/hilbert-pubs-240x300.avif 240w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/hilbert-pubs-768x960.avif 768w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d47\/wp-content\/uploads\/hilbert-pubs.avif 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"ha! ha! storytime! 8\/12\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CFvQ2q6KkUw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Ha! 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