{"id":1881,"date":"2024-08-17T17:12:29","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T22:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/?page_id=1881"},"modified":"2024-08-21T19:13:26","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T00:13:26","slug":"michelle-muenzler","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/michelle-muenzler\/","title":{"rendered":"Michelle Muenzler"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<p>Michelle Muenzler, known at local science fiction and fantasy conventions as \u201cThe Cookie Lady,\u201d writes things both dark and strange to counterbalance the sweetness of her baking. Her short fiction and poetry can be read in numerous science fiction and fantasy magazines, and she takes immense joy in crinkling words like little foil puppets. Visit her website to find links to more of her work, or if you are feeling especially brave, check out her squidgy weird buddy adventure novella, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Hills-Meat-Forest-Bone-Novella\/dp\/1974068374\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">The Hills of Meat, the Forest of Bone<\/a>, on Amazon. She promises it won\u2019t bite\u2026 much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-image uagb-block-9b987528 wp-block-uagb-image--layout-default wp-block-uagb-image--effect-zoomin wp-block-uagb-image--align-none\"><figure class=\"wp-block-uagb-image__figure\"><a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/haikubakery.com\/cookies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" srcset=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/MUENZLER-HAIKI-BAKERY-FaceCard-1024x1024.png ,https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/MUENZLER-HAIKI-BAKERY-FaceCard.png 780w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/MUENZLER-HAIKI-BAKERY-FaceCard.png 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 150px\" src=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/MUENZLER-HAIKI-BAKERY-FaceCard-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"uag-image-1882\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" title=\"MUENZLER-HAIKI BAKERY-FaceCard\" loading=\"lazy\" role=\"img\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"uagb-image-caption\">Order form on the Haiku Bakery website!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-image uagb-block-a00ed848 wp-block-uagb-image--layout-default wp-block-uagb-image--effect-static wp-block-uagb-image--align-none\"><figure class=\"wp-block-uagb-image__figure\"><img decoding=\"async\" srcset=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Muenzler-Michelle-FaceCard.jpg ,https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Muenzler-Michelle-FaceCard.jpg 780w, https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Muenzler-Michelle-FaceCard.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 150px\" src=\"https:\/\/armadillocon.org\/d46\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Muenzler-Michelle-FaceCard.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"uag-image-1729\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" title=\"&quot;Muenzler Michelle FaceCard&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" role=\"img\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle Muenzler, known at local science fiction and fantasy conventions as \u201cThe Cookie Lady,\u201d writes things both dark and strange to counterbalance the sweetness of her baking. Her short fiction and poetry can be read in numerous science fiction and fantasy magazines, and she takes immense joy in crinkling words like little foil puppets. 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